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Monday, December 17, 2007
starbid.com
My Idea for starbid isStarbid only lists BRAND NEW productswhich are available to members atunbelievably discounted pricing. Thestarbid online bidding website isunique in that it offers customers newproducts that they bid for at anonline auction. Products are Deliveredfor Free throughout Indonesia,Vietnam,Malaysia, SIngpaore and Philippines.
Experience the sensation by bidding onStarbid online auction where memberswill find a selection of products inwhich the successful bidder will bethe lowest unique bidder in the onlineauction process. The more times youbid, the more chance you have ofwinning! You decide which price indollars and cents you would like topay for an item. Register Now to bidand save.Online bidding is easy once the memberis registered for purchasing onlinewith starbid online auction. Themethod used by satrbid online auctionenables the successful online bidderto be unique in the amount they havebid.
The lowest bidder purchasing onlinewill not necessarily be the successfulbidder as the successful bidder is thebidder who has offered the lowestunique bid in the online auction. Bidsare only disclosed when the onlinebidding for each online auction isclosed and the successful bidder willbe notified accordingly.Starbid online auction endeavours tobe the most recognized, unique andtrusted online shopping marketplace,consistently delivering exceptionalvalue to the marketplace and highquality service to its customers.
Starbid are where products are placedon auction with the following rules:Bidders are asked to place their bid,a bid which they think no one elsewill duplicate, and the successfulbidder will be the one with the LOWESTUNIQUE BID.The variation from the traditionalstyle auction system is the auctionresult is awarded to the Lowest UniqueBid when the predetermined RequiredNumber/time of Bids has been met andthe auction is closed. Each Bidder isrequired to pay an Administration Feein order to place a Bid.
This is bestillustrated with the following example:
Apple iPod Shuffle 1 gig -
RecommendedRetail Price : $199Required.
No. of Bids : 200
Administration Fee : $2.75
At the end of the auction the lowestten bids may look like this :
Bid 1: $0.01
Bid 2: $0.01
Bid 3: $0.02
Bid 4: $0.02
Bid 5: $0.02
Bid 6: $0.03 Lowest Unique Bid
Bid 7: $0.04
Bid 8: $0.04
Bid 9: $0.05 Unique, but not the lowest
Bid 10: $0.06
Bid No.6 is the Lowest Unique Bidderand is awarded the auction result andwould have to pay only 3c. He/she hastherefore purchased an article for $3c(Bid Amount) + $2.75 (Admin Fee) =$2.78 = 1.4% of the Retail Price($199)!
Starbid -People’s choiceThe Ideal Way to get the Products youwant!
HAHAHA.. i will try my best to launch it on March, i also need to get somebody to be my agent for thiswebsite, so if you feel interested youcan sms me 0163381176/1172 or email mestewartlowks@hotmail.com,stewartlowks@yahoo.com or text me infriendster la....
Monday, October 22, 2007
Makati Manila blast - 11 kills,19-10-2007
che ck the you tube -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCQKPoYDoxw
Saturday, October 13, 2007
somethings share with you in manila
Sunday, October 7, 2007
hou lai
hòu lái
后来
wǒ
我
zǒng suàn
总算
xué huì
学会
le
了
rú hé
如何
qù
去
ài
爱
kě xī
可惜
nǐ
你
zǎo yǐ
早已
yuǎn
远
qù
去
xiāo shī
消失
zài
在
rén
人
hǎi
海
hòu lái
后来
zhōng yú
终于
zài
在
yǎn lèi
眼泪
zhōng
中
míng bai
明白
yǒu xiē
有些
rén
人
yī dàn
一旦
cuò guò
错过
jiù
就
bú
不
zài
再
wéi
桅
zǐ
子
huā bái
花白
huā bàn
花瓣
luò
落
zài
在
wǒ
我
lán sè
蓝色
bǎi zhě qún
百褶裙
shàng
上
ài
爱
nǐ
你
nǐ
你
qīng shēng
轻声
shuō
说
wǒ
我
dī xià
低下
tóu
头
wén
闻
jiàn
见
yī
一
zhèn
阵
fēn fāng
芬芳
nà gè
那个
yǒng héng
永恒
de
的
yè wǎn
夜晚
shí
十
qī
七
suì
岁
zhòng xià
仲夏
nǐ
你
wěn
吻
wǒ
我
de
的
nà gè
那个
yè wǎn
夜晚
ràng
让
wǒ
我
wǎng hòu
往后
de
的
shí guāng
时光
měi dāng
每当
yǒu
有
gǎn tan
感叹
zǒng
总
xiǎng qǐ
想起
dàng tiān
当天
de
的
xīng
星
guāng
光
nà
那
shí hòu
时候
de
的
ài qíng
爱情
wèi shén me
为什么
jiù
就
néng
能
nà yàng
那样
jiǎn dān
简单
ér
而
yòu
又
shì
是
wèi shén me
为什么
rén
人
nián
年
shǎo
少
shí
时
yī dìng
一定
yào
要
ràng
让
shēn
深
ài
爱
de
的
rén
人
shòu shāng
受伤
zài
在
zhè
这
xiāng sì
相似
de
的
shén yè
深夜
lǐ
里
nǐ
你
shì fǒu
是否
yī yàng
一样
yě
也
zài
在
jìng
静
jìng
静
zhuī
追
huǐ
悔
gǎn shāng
感伤
rú guǒ
如果
dāng shí
当时
wǒ men
我们
néng
能
bù
不
nà me
那么
jué jiàng
倔强
xiàn zài
现在
yě
也
bù
不
nà me
那么
yí hàn
遗憾
nǐ
你
dōu
都
rú hé
如何
huí yì
回忆
wǒ
我
dài
带
zhe
着
xiào
笑
huò
或
shì
是
hěn
很
chén mò
沉默
zhè xiē
这些
nián
年
lái
来
yǒu
有
méi yǒu
没有
rén
人
néng
能
ràng
让
nǐ
你
bù
不
jì mò
寂寞
yǒng yuǎn
永远
bú huì
不会
zài
再
chóng
重
lái
来
yǒu
有
yī gè
一个
nán hái
男孩
ài
爱
zhe
着
nà gè
那个
nǚ hái
女孩
Sunday, September 16, 2007
九月份的The Economist有篇文章,Hijaak 网友的翻译Tall buildings, narrow minds楼宇高,心胸窄
Thursday, September 13, 2007
magic
MAGIC #1
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty Cool...and Unbelievable.... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened! TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file 2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes) 3.) Save it as whatever you want. 4.) Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug? :-??
MAGIC #3
Microsoft crazy facts
This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER Then see the magic...
Thursday, September 6, 2007
nice spot in manila
just share u
no photo, but click the link to view the photo or youtube, not by me ,just copy and submit by other
1. metro walk, ortigas
haha nice place for u have a coffee drink and date.. haha n u will see a lot of restaurant, bar here,
go elbow rnb for a snoooker or billard. and also a live band inside. a lot of harley motor gang here
go phi for a disco experiences
see you tube here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ6C8UFHfB0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYO3xAvNc8
http://www.clickthecity.com/shop/shopmall.asp?mallid=118
2. Tomas Morato, Quezon City
good nite life spot, but please saturday sunday or friday, if not you will like me and the gang go there on tuesday for 15 mitutes then take taxi go back to la cafe..hahahaha
all restaurent pub, n karaok in this junction n street..many!! n lots of g=irls heheheh
http://www.clickthecity.com/search/results.asp?srchstr=bar&locstr=Tomas+Morato
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Tomas+Morato&search=Search
3. Libis, Quezon City
this place is a hot spot for night life n coffee, major in eastwood(tell the taxi driver u want go eastwood)
http://www.virtualtourist.com/travel/Asia/Philippines/City_of_Manila/Manila-1391614/Nightlife-Manila-Libis-BR-1.html
http://www.mymanila.net/archives/000209.html
Saturday, September 1, 2007
manila life, bon voyage to life!@!
some of my life here!
1. drinking- a lot of cheap bar n pub here, n with rm2 to rm 5 . usd1-3 can buy a beer, hmm and 24 hours operation. some good places here, MALATE- like bangsar in malaysia, or pham ngu rao in vietnam, many bars n pub here, but also a ot of"part time girls" , live band is a special experiences and really like the music environment here, philippinos sing well n rock!@!other suggestion like quezon(timoq) or makati , burgos street
2.shopping - for the fat, here is a heaven ahahha, coz we can buy a lot of big size shirt n pants, haha, n lot of shopping center that quite good design that mix n match with natural n forest environment, one is the mall of asia i like, or ortigas area , and the trinoma!!
3. historical travel- intramurous, is the old city and historical city like melaka in malaysia,this place is built by spanish , n quite nice, u know, take a picture, here , or do a wedding party in san louis plaza, or fort is a quite romantic experiences, like back to the historical time, life in a castle. a lot of old old church or spanish building around this manila, hahah, other place i not yet explore.!but sooner n later by this year
4. beaches0 -hahaha philipines is a 1700++ island country, and full with beaches, love the life of white sands, bikini, beer n relax life, y ?life short, play hard, coz no u turn,@@ enjoy@
5.eat--------------mexico, spanish, local philipino's foods, even the vietnam foods, also here, hahaha and they do it franschise over the country, u can get anywhere ..all the nice foods, n chicken n pork is main here, n noodles they call in pancit. they mixed it with rice always as a main foods. ahah, but less of spicy food, i still miss my bakuteh n nasi lemak, hmm quite long time not in malaysia!!.
6. cheap airlines travel- here cebupacificairlines is a quite cheap n affortable airlines like airasia, it is very cheap to fly to china, hk, macau, taipei, n other country by this airlines, wow, it is a middle station for me to back pack to other countries!!!
here, a new chapter of my life, 26 years in life, n 20 years in malaysia, another 6 years in different countries HK, cambodia, vietnam, philippines, thailand.. n my nest chapter will b china, taipei, ..then AFRICA!
friends! enjoy your life, when u still can enjoy, life no u turn, happy or sad jsut a memories, but everyday just once in your life, forget the past go to the new!! bon voyage in your life!
Monday, August 13, 2007
want to buy????
4500 peso , if order more than 5 i give you a price 4000 peso per unit
slimming Massage belt
The swaying waistband is a kind of high-tech powerful fat dissolving device, which integrates microcomputer technology and high efficiency vibration mechanism. The internally-allocated powerful 755 model strong power motors provide the dynamic force for fat dissolving, which can vibrate the surplus fat in the body at high frequency of 200 t/s. The swaying vibration with large arc will make the human body carry out sympathetic vibration and accelerate the blood circulation of the body, speed up the metabolism and achieve double effects of fat dissolving and body slimming. The microcomputer automatic work mode is set inside the product, which can gradually enhance the movement intensity of the product, and with the automatic direction change fat dissolving mechanism, it will bring more comfortable feeling for users. Also, the movement intensity can be manually regulated to meet various demands.
SPECIFICATION: * Microcomputer controller with large-scale integrated circuit inside it * One powerful 755 model motor provide movement power.* Strong power and high speed fat dissolving* Speed regulation at multiple levels, and the intensity can be regulated freely * Work modes such as microcomputer automatic regulation and manual regulation
5500 peso, if with 5 units, i will give you the price at 5000 peso
INTRODUCTION: Product Description * Designed with six buttons: Power, automatic (P), direction, time, speed-up, speed-down * In automatic mode, there are three functions: Lose weight, get rid of toxin and health care * In manual mode, the direction of the motor can be switched * Set three time mode, 10min, 20min and 30min * Five level of rotate speed adjustable (automatically in the third level, can be adjust by the speed-up and speed-down button) * LCD display, green backlight, beautiful and exquisite design
350 peso only
INTRODUCTION: Sauna belt generate heat together with far infrared ray therapy function, when the temperature reaches 70 ℃ , the energy will infiltrate into 4cm to 7cm deep of the muscles and skin, fully dissolve the surplus grease to achieve the purpose of keeping your body slim and at the same time beautify your skin. Adjustable heat-treatment function.
FUNCTION: SPECIFICATION: * With heat-treatment therapy function and reach the ideal temperature at the moment. * Sweat-proof material can well protect the product. * adjustable function makes massage more comfortable.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
upside down
Thinking I’d be alright
Don’t know if I can really make it tonight
I lie awake in the dark
Calm down, and I’ll start
Thinking about you
It’s almost breaking my heart
I don’t know where I went wrong
Or what’s going on
Baby, I feel like our love’s lost tonight
Should I stay, should I go
Well I really don’t know
Lately I’ve been missing you so
Baby you don’t understand
Our love lies lost but
You’re still holding my hand
Oh, and then you walk away
Just tonight, I want you to stay…
You’re turning me on
You turn me around
You turn my whole world upside down
You’re turning me on
You turn me around
You turn my whole world upside down
Everytime I hurt you, well it’s hurting me too
Don’t know if I could really stay here tonight
I’m tired of thinking of you, and everything that you do
Tell me, what am I supposed to do
Well I just wanted to say that I need you today
Tell me, it’s all gonna work out all right
Don’t know where I should start, but with all of my heart
Baby let me be your lover tonight
Baby you don’t understand
Our love lies lost but
You’re still holding my hand
Oh, and then you walk away
Just tonight, I want you to stay…
You’re turning me on
You turn me around
You turn my whole world upside down
You’re turning me on
You turn me around
You turn my whole world upside down
You know…you turn me upside down…
You know…you turn me upside down…
You’re turning me on
You turn me around
You turn my whole world upside down
You’re turning me on
You turn me around
You turn my whole world upside down
Monday, August 6, 2007
100 ways to say i love you
their hand, and hug them, or kiss
them..if not you will regret!
English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumem Thank
you Ani!
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi
(pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-
bashee)
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!)
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord
of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik h#11044; fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Hebrew (Thanks Lilach)
Hebrew to male: "ani ohev otcha" (said
by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by
female)
Hebrew to female: "ani ohev otach"
(said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by
female) Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko
ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek(Thanks D#56202;#56417;)
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
or
anata ga daisuki desu
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
or
Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech g#18802;
Macedonian - Te Sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta
padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents
position of fingers when signing'I
Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Thai (informal) Rak te (thx CAF!)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Friday, July 20, 2007
forget n forgive
forget her hugs and warm embraceforget the love that once was true
remember now there's someone new for
her
forget the love that one's was shared
forget the fact that she once cared
forget the times you spent together
remember now her gone forever
forget you cried the wholenight long
forget her when you hear your song
forget how close you two once
forget the way you memorized her smile
forget the way you used to talk
forget the times when she was mad
remember now she's happy not sad
forget the times she made you cry
forget the thrill when she passes by
forget the way she spoke your name
remember now things are not the same
forget the dances that went so fast
forget the dreams that will not cometrue
forget her coz she had forgotten you
n
forgive her, should b like that lifestill go on
Thursday, July 19, 2007
love
if i can arrange the alphapet, i will arrange u and i together
if i can i arrange the alphapet, i will arrange you between the f and uk.
Monday, July 9, 2007
习惯
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Saturday, June 16, 2007
malaysia?! sign here
Pihak kami serentak merasai keadaan keamanan dan keselamatan di Johor Bahru semakin tergugat dan rakyat hidup dalam situasi yang bimbang dan gelisah. Bersama ini kami menurunkan dandatanggan sebagai satu penyampaian citarasa kami kepada pihak berkuasa, kami berharap pihak polis akan menfokus dan berusaha dengan sepenuhnya bagi membanteras jenayah untuk mengembalikan keyakinan kehidupan yang aman kepada rakyat semua.
click this link to sign
http://www.jbtalks.cc/petition/index.php
Friday, June 15, 2007
BEBOT, click the mtv. nice song
Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)
Ikaw ay aking :You are my:
Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay aking :You are my:
Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay :You are:
Pilipino! - Pilipino! - Pilipino! - Pilipino!:Filipino! - Filipino! - Filipino! - Filipino!:
Hoy pare, pakinggan n’yo ako:Hey man, all of you listen to me:
Heto na ang tunay na Pilipino:Here comes the real Filipino:
Galing sa baryo - Sapang Bato:Came from the barrio - Sapang Bato:Pumunta ng L.A. - nagtrabaho:Went to L.A. and labored:
Para makatulong sa Nanay:In order to help my mother:
Dahil sa hirap ng buhay:Because life is so hard:
Pero masaya pa rin ang kulay:But the disposition’s still bright:
Pag kumain - nagkakamay:When eating - we use our hands:
‘yung kanin - *chicken adobo:What we eat - chicken adobo:
‘yung balut - binibenta sa kanto:The *balut - being sold at the corner:
Tagay mo na nga ang baso:Share the glass already:Pare ko, inuman na tayo:My friend, let’s start drinking:
Pilipino! - Pilipino! - Pilipino! - Pilipino!:Filipino! - Filipino! - Filipino! - Filipino!:
Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay aking :You are my:
Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay aking :You are my:
Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay :You are:
Pilipino! - Pilipino! - Pilipino! - Pilipino!:Filipino! - Filipino! - Filipino! - Filipino!:
Masdan mo ang magagandang dalaga:Observe all the beautiful girls:
(dalaga is a Filipina maiden)Nakakagigil ang beauty mo talaga:Your beauty really drives me crazy:
Lambing na hindi nakakasawa:The sweetness that is never tiresome:
Ikaw lang and gustong makasama:You’re the only one I want to be with:‘
yung bahay o kubo(this Tagalog line was probably added to rhyme with the next):The house or nipa hut:
Pag-ibig mo ay tutoo:Your love is for real:
Puso ko’y laging kumikibo:My heart always speaks:
Wala kang katulad sa mundo:There is no one else in the world like you:
Pinoy ka - sigaw na - sige:You’re Filipino - shout it out - c’mmon
:Kung maganda ka - sigaw na - sige:If you’re beautiful - shout it out - c’mmon
:Kung buhay mo’y mahalaga - sige:If your life is valuable - c’mmon:Salamat sa ‘yong suporta:Thank you for your support:
Pilipino! - Pilipino! - Pilipino! - Pilipino!:Filipino! - Filipino! - Filipino! - Filipino!:Pilipino! - Pilipino! - Pilipino! - Pilipino!:Filipino! - Filipino! - Filipino! - Filipino!:
Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay aking :You are my:
Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay aking :You are my:Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay aking :You are my:
Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay aking :You are my:
Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay aking :You are my:Bebot - bebot - bet (3x)Ikaw ay :You are:
Pinoy ka - sigaw na - sige:You’re Filipino - shout it out - c’mmon:
Kung maganda ka - sigaw na - sige:If you’re beautiful - shout it out - c’mmon:Kung buhay mo’y mahalaga - sige:If your life is valuable - c’mmon:
Salamat sa ‘yong suporta:Thank you for your support:
Pinoy ka - sigaw na - sige:You’re Filipino - shout it out - c’mmon:
Kung maganda ka - sigaw na - sige:If you’re beautiful - shout it out - c’mmon:
Kung buhay mo’y mahalaga - sige:If your life is valuable - c’mmon:Salamat sa ‘yong suporta:Thank you for your support:
(scratch mix)
Filipino - Filipino - Filipino - Filipino . . .La la la la la la la . . . .la la lo . . . .La la la la la la la . . . .la la lo . . . .
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Polite Way To Go Pee
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
Upstairs with Uncle Paul
"Hi honey
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do,and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy,just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bed with no
clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit
her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was
all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming
pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week
to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"
angel -children explanation
Angels, Explained by children
Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold."
Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it."
Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes."
Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else."
Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science."
Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!."
Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead."
Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado."
Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the Winter."
Sara, 6 "Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter."
Jared , 8 "All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it."
Antonio, 9 "My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth."
Katelynn, 9 "Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it."
Vicki, 8 "What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them."
Friday, May 25, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
A new pill that stops your period..A new pill that stops your period.
If a new brand of birth control gets approved early next year, that time of the month could become the time of, like, the decade. Lybrel, a birth-control pill made by Wyeth, would be the first oral contraceptive to deliver an uninterrupted supply of hormones. Seventy percent of women who took it for six months were period-free, according to a preliminary study by the company.
Wyeth isn't the first pharmaceutical company to reimagine the menstrual cycle. In 1992, the FDA approved Depo-Provera, an injection that is repeated every three months. In 2003, Seasonale rescheduled the monthly period to four times a year. And in July, the government gave the go-ahead for Implanon, an implant that delivers a steady hormone stream for up to three years. But the pill is the favorite means of birth control of the nearly quarter of American women of childbearing age who take hormonal contraceptives. That means Lybrel—and the other brands that will surely follow—could change the menstrual cycle as we know it. The appeal is obvious: No more bloating, cramping, food cravings, and PMS jokes, not to mention the savings in unpurchased tampons and such. But in the end, for reasons both medical and cultural, it's not clear that putting the kibosh on the curse is a good idea.
Traditional pill packs contain a week of placebos for each monthly cycle, and, as a result, women who take them appear to menstruate. But it turns out that the bleeding serves no reproductive purpose. Since there's no egg to flush out, the bleeding is a symptom of withdrawal from progestin and estrogen, the hormones in the pill—in essence, it's a fake period. The inventors of the pill, which debuted in 1960, supposedly decided to mimic the menstrual cycle because they thought that would make women more psychologically comfortable with the product.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Top 25 Web Hoaxes and Pranks
By Steve Bass, PC World
These online spoofs and shams have made the rounds on Web sites and
through e-mail. Perhaps you even believed one or two of them yourself.
desperate plea from a sick child, chain e-mail messages and Internet frauds are
elements of the online landscape that we've all encountered. No topic is off
limits: a medical warning, a promise of free money, or a believably (or
shoddily) Photoshopped image. But at the end of the day, they're just elaborate
hoaxes or clever pranks--and we've collected 25 of the most infamous ones ever
to have graced the Internet or our inboxes.
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Sound Off: Have you ever been fooled by a Web hoax?
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From the supposed last photo taken at the top of the World Trade Center to the endlessly revised request for assistance from a Nigerian functionary, here are our top five Web and e-mail hoaxes.
Quite possibly the most famous hoax picture ever, this gruesome idea of a joke traveled around the Web and made a grand tour of e-mail inboxes everywhere soon after the tragedy of September 11. It depicts a tourist standing on the observation deck of one of the World Trade Center towers, unknowingly posing for a picture as an American Airlines plane approaches in the background.
certain details, you'll see that
it's a
craftily modified image. For starters, the plane that struck the WTC was
a wide-body Boeing 767; the one in the picture is a smaller 757. The approach
of the plane in the picture is from the north, yet the building it would have
hit--the North tower--didn't have an outdoor observation deck. Furthermore, the
South tower's outdoor deck didn't open until 9:30 a.m. on weekdays, more than
half an hour after the first plane struck the WTC. The picture is a hoax,
through and through--and not a particularly amusing one, under the
circumstances.
This gem had its roots in reality. It all began in 1989, when nine-year-old cancer patient Craig Shergold thought of a way to achieve his dream of getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. Craig asked people to send greeting cards, and boy, did they. By 1991, 33 million greeting cards had been sent, far surpassing the prior record. Ironically, however, the Guinness World Records site doesn't contain any mention of Craig Sherwood or a "most greeting cards received" record, presumably because the fine folks at the site don't want to encourage anyone to try to break his mark. (Astonishingly, Guinness doesn't have an entry for world's stoutest person, either, but it does honor the World's Largest Tankard of Beer.)
removing the tumor, and Craig is now a healthy adult, but his appeal for cards
has turned into
the hoax that won't
die. Variations on the theme include a sick girl dying of cancer, and a
little boy with leukemia whose dying wish is to start an eternal chain letter.
A recent iteration tells a tragic tale of a girl who supposedly was horribly
burned in a fire at WalMart, and then claims that
AOL will pay all
of her medical bills if only if you forward this e-mail to EVERYONE YOU
KNOW!!! Okay, enough already.
Snopes.com.
No, it's true. I thought it was a scam, but it happened to a buddy of mine. It seems that Microsoft is testing some new program for tracing e-mail, and the company needs volunteers to help try the thing out. He forwarded me an e-mail that he received from Microsoft--and get this, from Bill Gates himself! Two weeks later, as a reward for participating, my pal received a check for thousands of dollars! Sure he did. Another version of this hoax claims that AOL's tracking service is offering a cash reward. Tell you what--when you get your check, send me 10 percent as a finder's fee, okay?
"Dear Internet Subscriber," the e-mail starts. "The Government of the United States is quietly pushing through legislation that will affect your use of the Internet." It goes on to reveal that "Bill 602P" will authorize the U.S. Postal Service to assess a charge of five cents for every e-mail sent. Not a bad way to cut down on the number of dopey e-mail chain letters and lame jokes people let loose on the world. But credulous curse averters and connoisseurs of boffo laffs can relax: This e-mail alert, which popped up in 1999 and comes back for a visit every year or so, just isn't true. Still, it sounded plausible enough to fool Hillary Clinton during a 2000 debate when she was running for the Senate.
"DEAR SIR," the e-mail starts. "FIRSTLY I MUST FIRST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION; LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY..." I'm sure you've received one of these--a confidential, urgent e-mail message promising you a reward of mucho dinero for helping this person convey money abroad. All you need do in return is entrust your name and bank account number to the government bureaucrat (or his uncle, aunt, or cousin, the ostensible "credit offficer with the union bank of Nigeria plc (uba) Benin branch") who needs your help.
Scamorama, a fascinating site
that features a progression of e-mail messages stringing along 419 scammers,
sometimes for months at a time. Finally, check out the
3rd Annual
Nigerian E-Mail Conference, an absolutely perfect spoof.
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Wednesday, April 25, 2007
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According to Chinese medical knowledge, our human body has over 360 acupuncture points, with more than 60 acupuncture points found on the soles of the foot. Known as the “second heart”, they are the reflective zones of our major internal organs, they are also potential homes for toxins. When the blood circulates to the soles, the Jungong (TM) Foot Pad sachet can absorb toxins released from the acupuncture points. The Jungong (TM) Foot Pad comes in a white sachet that is applied to the soles of the feet. After only one night of body detox, there may be significant changes to the smell and color of the sachet (from brown to grayish black) as it reflects the amount and degree of toxins which were extracted from the body. With continuous usage, there should be a visible reduction in the stain and odor of the sachet.
Circulation of blood and lymphatic fluids reach their furthest point in the soles of the feet before being return 'pumped' back up into the higher portions of the body. Unfortunately in today's society, seemingly too much of our time is spent persuing sedimentary activities. This can lead to circulatory dysfunction and an inhibited flow of the lymphatic fluids in the body (the lymphatic system in fact has no pumping organ like the circulatory system, and thus relies upon sufficient motion and bodily activity to precipitate fluid motion) as they begin to accumulate in the ankles and lower legs due to gravity.
The feet are also called the 'mirror of the body', as the various reflex points and nerve endings can traced to areas on the feet. This is what reflexology is based on (note the above foot diagram for reference). Ancient Chinese Reflexology teaches that stimulation and toxicity release from these sensitive mirror points, may also lead to vitality and wellness for the associated body parts. At the very least, the removal of toxic buildups in the body can only promote increased health as the body processes and immune system do not have to be taxed so hard to maintain optimum regulatory functions.
Foot pad is best placed under one's soles. Both the western and eastern studies view the sole as an area that reflects the wellness of the body and often treat it as our "second heart."
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McRefugees
Japan's growing income gap means the working poor are not only flipping burgers to make a living, they're also buying them so they've got somewhere to live, turning them into "McRefugees," according to Weekly Playboy (4/30).
Part-time workers and day laborers have found cheap alternatives to renting apartments in the form of Internet cafes, or saunas where they could spend the night for just a few thousand yen.
But with even the casual labor market feeling the pinch despite Japan creating more billionaires at the other end of the scale, an increasing number of working poor are turning to the growing number of fast food restaurants operating 24 hours so they've got somewhere to stay overnight.
These people are being called "McRefugees" after McDonald's, the fast food chain providing many of them with their homes."Huh, Net cafes? Only the rich can afford them. Even with a nighttime pack price, they still cost about 1,000 yen a night. I sleep at McDonald's three or four nights a week," Koba, a self-professed McRefugee tells Weekly Playboy. "More McDonald's restaurants have started operating 24 hours since the spring and there're plenty of others like me who are sleeping there."
Tomo, another McRefugee, explains the appeal of the burger chain compared to other cheap alternatives.
"I sometimes stay overnight at family restaurants, but they have a late night surcharge, right? They do have the lure of an all-you-can-drink bar, but even that still costs more than 500 yen. I only need to spend 100 yen at McDonald's and I can stay the whole night," he says.
Indeed. For Net cafes, time is money. The longer a customer stays, the more they pay. At a fast food restaurant, though, burgers can be bought for as little as 80 yen, and a refillable coffee is just 100 yen. And the buyer can stay as long as they like, at least at McDonald's.
"We don't have any particular rules for customers who stay in the restaurant for a long time even if they've only bought a single item. To be honest, I don't understand what you mean by McRefugee. But McDonald's is a place to dine, so we do rounds of the store and speak to anybody we feel is behaving inappropriately," a spokesman for McDonald's Japan tells Weekly Playboy.
Economist Takuro Morinaga explains the type of person likely to become a McRefugee.
"They're people who probably have a tad more money than those living on the streets, but not enough money to allow them to change their lives. It costs about 400,000 yen to 500,000 yen to rent out an apartment, so people who can't afford to do that become Net Cafe Refugees, Sauna Refugees and, now McRefugees," Morinaga says. "The vast majority of them are not full time staff and are probably only making about 1 million yen a year at most. For these people, 500,000 yen is an enormous sum of money."
Morinaga argues that Japan is likely to see even more McRefugees.
"I think we'll see more of these types of people," the economist tells Weekly Playboy. "With society polarizing the way it is now, I guess they'll be like Europe and the United States where all the same types of people gather together to form hamlets that eventually end up turning into slums." (By Ryann Connell)
April 23, 2007
Monday, April 23, 2007
malaysian in S.E.A richest
大马十大亿万富豪排行榜!
http://www.forbes.com/lists/resu ... rchParameter2=unset
Rank Worth ($mil) Name Age Country
1 4,100 Robert Kuok 81 Malaysia
2 3,500 Ananda Krishnan 66 Malaysia
4 2,300 Quek Leng Chan 63 Malaysia
9 1,900 Lim Goh Tong 86 Malaysia
11 1,800 Teh Hong Piow 74 Malaysia
17 1,000 Tiong Hiew King 68 Malaysia
19 875 Francis Yeoh 50 Malaysia
22 720 Lee Shin Cheng 65 Malaysia
32 375 Syed Mokhtar Albukhary 52 Malaysia
34 350 Mustapha Kamal Abu Bakar 55 Malaysia
Robert Kuok
Robert Kuok
$ 4.1 billion
Source: diversified
Age: 81
married
8 Children
Country: Malaysia
Region's richest man. His empire includes Shangri-La hotel chain, the South China Morning Post and real estate group Kerry Properties. Got his start trading rice and then sugar in Malaysia in the 1950s and 1960s. In April, became largest shareholder in Malaysian air cargo company, Transmile Group. He is planning a big rollout of his food businesses into India.
Ananda Krishnan
Ananda Krishnan
$ 3.5 billion
Source: telecom
Age: 66
married
3 Children
Country: Malaysia
Owner of Malaysia's sole cable TV operator braces for competition from rival MiTV, debuting this year. His mobile phone company Maxis Communications will expand in India and Indonesia soon. Controls racetrack betting and lottery systems in Malaysia.
Quek Leng Chan
Quek Leng Chan
$ 2.3 billion
Source: diversified
Age: 63
married
3 Children
Country: Malaysia
Transformed Hong Leong Group Malaysia into one of Asia's leading financial conglomerates. Recently upped stake in Hong Kong-listed Guoco Group, a leading real estate and financial services group. Quek oversees the Malaysian operations while cousin and fellow billionaire Kwek oversees the Singaporean.
Lim Goh Tong
Lim Goh Tong
$ 1.9 billion
Source: gaming
Age: 86
married
6 Children
Country: Malaysia
Former public works contractor turned his idea for a hilltop resort in the outskirts of the capital city Kuala Lumpur into one of the biggest casinos in the world, with more than 6,000 rooms and 14 million patrons annually. Handed over chairmanship of Genting Group to son Lim Kok Thay this year.
stewart low kien shing
$ o billion
Source: gaming, it, entertainment
Age: 25
married
0 Children
Country: Malaysia
Former public worker in vietnam and waiting for the new opp, and idea to turned his life to the richest in S.E.A and live in the biggest house in the malaysia, with more than 100 rooms and 14000 acres with his love one teo. DREAMING .HEY HEY WITH NO COST, BUT ACTION FOR THE DREAM
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Sunday, April 22, 2007
Saturday, April 21, 2007
smartass
Top 6 Smartass Answers
SMARTASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
SMARTASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
SMARTASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMARTASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMARTASS ANSWER #2 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
SMARTASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand